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Lost and Endangered

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« on: November 30, 2008, 09:50:27 am »

A hiker became lost and ends up spending the next three days wandering around in the woods looking for food. Finally, he spots a bald eagle perched on a ledge, hits it with a big rock, and begins eating the bird raw.

A park ranger stumbles onto the scene, finds the hiker eating the bird, and arrests him for killing an endangered species.

In court the hiker explains that he was on the edge of starvation and had no choice.

“Considering the circumstances, I find you not guilty,” says the judge. “But I have to ask - what did the bald eagle taste like?”

“Well, your honor,” the hiker says, “it tasted like a cross between a whooping crane and a spotted owl.”
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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2008, 10:12:42 am »

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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2008, 12:51:07 pm »

 cked What a dumb @ss.  Grin Grin Grin
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