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« on: August 26, 2009, 04:41:08 pm »

 What I Want In A Man, Original List!
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer thing
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover


 What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Re members birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week


 What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car…J
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends


 What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5.. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends


 What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend


 What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2009, 01:26:02 pm »

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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2009, 07:14:40 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2010, 10:22:23 pm »

I think that's the understatement of settling.... HAHA  laughing laughing laughing
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« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2010, 11:51:21 pm »

 laughing This list is quite amuzing... I'd say that my boyfriend has eveyrhtning on the original list except in good shape.. he's a bit beaten up due to fire fighting
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