The Ventriloquist

[blueyes]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas . With his dummy on his knee he starts going through his usual blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching or full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general..... and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize , and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee."   

[reist]

Awesome!! That made me laugh!