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« on: December 18, 2010, 07:20:16 pm »

Canadians:  Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to
avoid collision.

Americans:  Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the
North to avoid a collision.

Canadians:  Negative.  You will have to divert your course 15
degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans:  This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.  I say again,
divert YOUR course.

Canadians:  No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans:  THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET.  WE ARE
ACCOMPANIED BY THREE  DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS
SUPPORT  VESSELS.  I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15  DEGREES
NORTH--I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH--OR
COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians:  This is a lighthouse.  Your call.

supposably its just a joke, but rumor is it was an actual conversation... ON MY BOAT! laughing.

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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2010, 11:27:13 am »

 laughing Go Canadians!
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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2012, 04:09:06 pm »

It takes a lot to get through the stubborn skulls of Navy people
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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2012, 04:13:06 pm »

laughing Reist you are VERY true......  laughing laughing laughing laughing...... love you too  Tongue
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