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« on: August 13, 2008, 08:50:33 pm » |
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Will I Live to see 80?
Here's something to think about.
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking,or bicycling?
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you ****, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I replied.
He looked at me and said,....
'Then, why do you even give a sh.t?'
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allcutiewants
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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2008, 01:38:32 pm » |
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 Good One!
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2008, 02:49:10 pm » |
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... talk about no life... |
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2008, 08:37:22 pm » |
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 I like that Dr. 
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reist
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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2008, 10:58:29 am » |
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what do u say to that.........oh i know.......!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA..........lol
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2008, 12:39:36 pm » |
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Sounds like my life
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reist
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2009, 02:19:54 pm » |
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Nice!!! |
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