Prayer For the Injured Scrotum Please

[Saffi]

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to
express Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked
to the podium. She said, 'I have a Praise.' Two months ago,
my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his
scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating
and the doctors didn't know if they could help him.'

You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the
congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Jim
experienced. She continued, 'Jim was unable to hold me or
the children and every move caused him terrible pain.  We
prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They
were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's
scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.'

Again, the men in the Congregation squirmed uncomfortably as
they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim.
She continued, 'Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctors
say, with time, his scrotum should recover completely.'
All the men sighed with relief.

The pastor rose and tentatively asked if any one else had
anything to say.

A man rose and walked slowly to the podium. He said, 'I'm
Jim and I want to tell my wife, the word is STERNUM.'

[reist]

well that had to hurt!!!  lol