The Human Race is Doomed

[Saffi]

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

*On a Flea collar box: It is a violation of Federal Law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.
* On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping
* On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary Details inside
* On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap
* Some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost
* On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head
* On Tesco’s Tiramisu desert: Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box)
* On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating
* On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body
* On Boot’s Children’s Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery
* On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning: may cause drowsiness
* On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children
* On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only
* On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use
* On Sainsbury’s Peanuts: Warning: contains nuts
* On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts
* On a Swedish chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

[Nazarene4Life]

wow....some people have problems if they need notices like these!

[blueyes]

No doubt!!