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Morris and Esther

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« on: August 29, 2008, 05:50:44 pm »

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'


Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that
Helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'


One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't
Ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'


To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter
Ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty
Dollars.'


The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.'


Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.


When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and
Said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'


Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'
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« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2008, 06:19:00 pm »

Somebody had extra caffine Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2008, 02:09:24 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2008, 04:04:45 pm »

Love it!!!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2008, 07:28:40 pm »

lol... sounds like something someone would do 2 try 2 make me shut up... but if i waz 85 and married to someone who fell out of a helicopter, id be saying something
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« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2008, 07:49:29 pm »

I guess it is blank when you get old Huh?
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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2008, 08:23:22 pm »

maybe she wanted a little more action so she went sky diving..........


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