blueyes
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« on: July 24, 2008, 08:56:10 pm » |
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Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua, but on each run, he happened to jog past a **** standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the **** continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the ****. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the **** yelled, "See what you get for five bucks."
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Saffi
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2008, 11:12:28 am » |
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Unexpected but hilarious...Thanks for the giggles!  |
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2008, 12:29:14 pm » |
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That was pretty good!  |
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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2008, 06:39:41 pm » |
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I love it!!!! I'll have to remember that one.
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2008, 11:00:48 am » |
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OUCH..........BUT THEY DESERVED THAT INSULT......
SOOO AWESOME!!!!
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