Well, ladies, as time has gone by, have you found your criteria for considering the perfect man have changed?
Original Requirement : Handsome
Revised Requirement : Not too ugly
Original Requirement : Charming
Revised Requirement : Doesn't belch or scratch in public
Original Requirement : Financially successful
Revised Requirement : Works steady....mostly
Original Requirement : A caring listener
Revised Requirement : Doesn't doze off while I'm talking...often
Original Requirement : Witty
Revised Requirement : Occasionally remembers the punch line of jokes
Original Requirement : Excellent physical specimen
Revised Requirement : In good enough shape to rearrange furniture
Original Requirement : Dresses with style
Revised Requirement : Wears matching socks and fresh underwear
Original Requirement : Appreciates the finer things
Revised Requirement : Doesn't buy champagne with a screw top
Original Requirement : Full of thoughtful surprises
Revised Requirement : Remembers to put the toilet seat down
Original Requirement : An imaginative, romantic lover
Revised Requirement : Shaves on weekends
