Blood Rose Manor
December 07, 2024, 09:43:06 pm
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News:
 
  Home Help Arcade Gallery Staff List Login Register  

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

Pages: [1]
  Print  
Author Topic: Murphy's Lesser Known Laws  (Read 41 times)
Tuberavens
Guest

Badges: (View All)
« on: October 05, 2008, 03:53:02 pm »

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Report Spam   Logged

Share on Facebook Share on Twitter

blueyes
Crown holder
Royalty
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 7774




Badges: (View All)
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2008, 04:53:45 pm »

Report Spam   Logged

reist
Guest

Badges: (View All)
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2009, 01:55:49 pm »

 laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

nice
Report Spam   Logged
Pages: [1]
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by EzPortal
Bookmark this site! | Upgrade This Forum
SMF For Free - Create your own Forum
Powered by SMF | SMF © 2016, Simple Machines
Privacy Policy