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SCHOOL 1977 / 2007

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« on: August 26, 2009, 04:45:42 pm »


Scenario:
Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls  into school parking lot with shotgun in gun  rack.
1977
- Vice Principal comes  over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and  gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007
-  School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack  hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or  gun again. Counselors called in for  traumatized students and teachers.   

Scenario:
 Johnny  and Mark get into a fistfight after  school.
1977
- Crowd gathers. Mark  wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up  buddies.
2007 - Police  called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and  Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even  though Johnny started it.
 

Scenario:
 Jeffrey won't be still in class,  disrupts other  students.
1977
-  Jeffrey  sent to office and given a good paddling by the  Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does  not disrupt class again.
2007 -  Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a  zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money  from state because Jeffrey has a  disability.
 

Scenario:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car  and his Dad gives him a whipping with his  belt.
1977 - Billy  is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes  to college, and becomes a successful  businessman.
2007 -  Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse.   Billy removed to foster care and joins a  gang.  State psychologist tells Billy's  sister that she remembers being abused herself and  their dad goes to prison.  Billy's mom has  affair with psychologist.
 

Scenario:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to  school.
1977  -  Mark  shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking  dock.
2007 -  Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug  violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.   

Scenario:
Pedro fails high school  English.
1977  - Pedro  goes to summer school, passes English, goes to  college.
2007 -  Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper  articles appear nationally explaining that  teaching English as a requirement for graduation  is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against  state school system and Pedro's English  teacher.   English banned from core  curriculum.  Pedro given diploma anyway but  ends up mowing lawns for a living because he  cannot speak English.   

Scenario:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from  4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint  bottle, blows up a red ant  bed.
1977  - Ants  die.
2007- BATF,  Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with   domestic terrorism, FBI investigates  parents, siblings removed from home, computers  confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch  list and is never allowed to fly  again.

Scenario:
Johnny falls while running during recess and  scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his  teacher, Mary.  Mary hugs him to comfort  him.
1977  -  In a  short time, Johnny feels better and goes on  playing.
2007 - Mary  is accused of being a sexual predator and loses  her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.   Johnny undergoes 5 years of  therapy.
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« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2010, 11:54:42 pm »

that's totally true!  Schools are starting to get ridiculous!!
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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2010, 03:28:11 pm »

I think the whole world has kind of gone crazy.
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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2010, 01:31:05 am »

In the old time, when they thought the earth was flat this would be funnier.... The world has kinda gone off the deep end... HAHA laughing laughing laughing
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